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Friday, June 24, 2011

hurricane bar

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

What my friends and I do on mondays!

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We trekked for 10 mile into the everglades and hunted and cooked our food. Yea I know we are badass motherfuckers .

Saturday, June 4, 2011

Should it be alright to Hit women no matter the situation?

Well my friend and I were talking about this yesterday night and he told me it was fully acceptable to hit a girl at full force if she's attacking you. I think he is wrong, No man should ever hit a women even if she attacking you. If she's attacking you should detain her or hold her down till she calms down. What do you think bloggers?

Friday, June 3, 2011

The Inception Bomb (Drink)

A drink within a drink within a drink, doesnt that sound badass, I think it does! Required to make this is :
1 cocktail Jug, 2 tumblers, 2 shot glasses
1 shot vodka, 1 shot jager, double vodka, red bull splash, orange juice splash. 
and of course you have to have some balls for this one!

Thursday, June 2, 2011

Cheap Beer at Bars

  Man I hate when people go to bars and order shitty beer like Coors light and miller lite. I just dont grasp the concept of anyone wasting their good hard earn money on those kind of beers and like it. When i go to a bar I order beer that I can actually appreciate the taste of. Im not sure if this happens up north too, but in miami this tends to a lot. I think the buying of cheap is fine when at sport bars or like at an event, but not at a bar that sells top quality beers.
I went to a bar called Zekes on saturday and they have over 100 different imported beer from all around the world for 4 dollars a pop, great right! So my friend and I were there drinking some brews and this group of hipsters came in and asked the bartender for three blue ribbons. And the bartender said to them one second and he walked over to his manger and the manger walked over to the hipster people and pointed at a sign over the bar that said the following "We can deny / refuse service to anyone we choose to" and then he walked away. My friends and I couldnt stop laughing, and the hipsters took the walk of shame.    

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Dark Horse Fore Smoked Stout BEER


     Poured from a 12oz. bottle into a standard pint glass.Deep black like crankcase oil in color, with a thick head of chocolate milkshake foam.Aroma-Dark roasted malt and coffee, dark chocolate.Taste-Strong, dark roasted black coffee, charred malt and burnt oak. Very dry, smoky, black coffee ground finish.Overall, big character and strong flavor throughout. A little aging would help mellow out this strong stout.

Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Starcraft Drink!


Creep

“Well done, Cerebrate! What I have wrought this day shall be the undoing of my enemies. Let not a Terran survive! ”
Glass:
Rocks Glass
Garnish:
choped berries
  • 2 cl Bols Blue
  • 2 cl Sours Raspberry
  • 2 cl Gin
  • 4 cl Apple juice
Directions:
Shake all ingredients with ice.
Notes: the berries gives the cocktail a more creeplike look
35 kr



Thus the day this drink was born Ive been hooked!

Saturday, February 5, 2011

The 10 Commandments of Guy Code


  1. You are required by Guy Code to honor your “true friends” above and beyond anything having to do with monetary value and even sex. A “true friend” is someone who you can never betray or put your own interests first. The line in the sand is always drawn around your “true friends” in life.
  2. If you are questioned by a true friend's girlfriend / fiancée / wife (or girl who thinks she is his girlfriend) about anything that could incriminate him, you are not to provide her with any information regarding his whereabouts, voter registration, car color or gym membership. You are even allowed to deny his very existence and fake a coronary to escape from her interrogation.
  3. Before dating a “true friend’s” ex-girlfriend you are required to ask his permission to do so. If he grants you permission then you must accept him constantly bringing up how much she liked it in the ass, rubbed on her eye brow, on her chin, the massive video tape collections, her preferred use of parking cones, etc. If he is fine with this, then it was meant to be. If he denies it and you proceed anyway, be prepared to be shunned by your social circle and outcast-ed.
  4. If your “girlfriend” (or whoever you are banging) asks to set up one of your friends with one of her ugly, fat, whiny, canklely, douche cooter loser friends, you must do so for political reasons of retaining sex. However you must find out if this girl has any STD’s and if she does you must warn your friend and any guy you’ve known for longer than 5 seconds of this horrid land cretin before she sabotages clean penises across the board preventing responsible Women from enjoying.
  5. If you catch your girlfriend flirting with another man in your presence you must go over to her mother’s house 3 times a week and aimlessly flirt with her mother or her sisters until your girlfriend gets the fucking point. If she does not, you are permitted to take the "Home Base" option and hook up with a female member of her family and then break up with her. You are also permitted to date the mother or sisters if need be for the last final measure.
  6. Women who claim they " Love to watch sports" must be treated with skepticism until they demonstrate knowledge of the game by answering random sports questions and prove they are not a rolled shouldered DYKE who loves playing sports with sweaty women.
  7. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch nearby and hang up if necessary. However, if you have a “girlfriend” you are required a 5 minute minimum in addition to the amount of time it takes to have sex with her to maintain a telephone conversation with her. If it takes you an hour to have sex and only one girl is involved then you are doing something wrong.
  8. Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girlfriend, you must attempt one intervention on his behalf. If he can get up on his feet, look you in the eye and deliver a distinguishable "fuck off" then you are absolved from all responsibility of his actions.
  9. The morning after you and a girl who is “just a friend" have sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to give her another putt from the rough again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was and how you should forget it ever happened.
  10. It is the God given duty of every man to assist any other man that may be in need of assistance in obtaining every guys dream of a threesome with two girls* or by compensating that friend with the cost of two entrées for screwing up the chances of a “would be” threesome because the girl in the “would be” threesome would recognize the girl you were cheating on your girlfriend with and you had to have your friend tell her not to show up at the bar you all were hanging out in thus paying for two entrées for your friend making it up to both of the girls in the “would be” threesome by taking them both out to dinner to make up for the blow off.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Russian party in... Forest!







                 This is too funny not to post! These Russians sure have great dance moves!

Monday, January 31, 2011

Student Rickrolls professor in college computer science paper




                                            This guy took the cake this is so win!!!!

Sunday, January 30, 2011

Imperia Vodka

           


          Imperia Vodka has to be the best and smoothest tasting vodka of its kind. Im not a vodka drinker but this past weekend my friend couldn't stop talking about this bottle, so therefore he bought it and we  tried it and it was spectacular. My friend had drank a little to much so was vomiting everywhere, the reason why he drank so much was due to the fact that the vodka doesn't burn your throat when drinking it. Overall it was a great tasting vodka and I would drink it again. 





Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Fastest rap in the history of man!!!!

Check this out this Guy kills it, When it comes to speed in the rap game.Let me warn you, at first its a little wack, but then it goes crazy!!!

Monday, January 24, 2011

Alaskan Ale Beer

        








                    I had the pleasure of trying out the Alaskan Winter Ale this year. It’s a winter warmer brewed in the style of an English Ale. I was a little surprised that the aroma wasn’t all that powerful. The weak smell was redeemed however upon taking the first drink. This is a pretty light beer which is why I think I drank so many without feeling drunk. It’s not really one of those beers that you drink and are amazed by, but definitely one that you will enjoy. 

Fritz & Franz







               Fritz & Franz  is one of the best beer houses in Miami Florida.Fritz and Franz is the only beer house in Miami that serves their beer in  a boot, that's eight beers in one container. The environment is like no other bar in Miami, there is a will German  theme  throughout the whole bar. There are plenty of  draft beers to choose from  including domestic and imported beers.And they also have great daily specials on drinks and food, great food by the way. They also hold  a yearly  Oktoberfest which is pretty sweet. Nothing compares to the real  Oktoberfest in Germany, but what can you do. In other words, if you would like to go to a German themed  bar  that has okay prices and great food definitely go to Fritz & Franz. Also, go to Fritz and Franz  if you  like white girls, There's a lot of them there. =]




       


 If you ever end up at Fritz and Franz do me the favor and try the beer called Pilsner  you won't regret it.

Fritz & Franz Bierhaus 
60 Merrick Way, Coral Gables, FL 33134-5319(305) 774-1883 

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Jada Coles





    Jada Coles is a very great place to lounge and throw back a few beers with your friends. I just came from there tonight and they had a really good reggae band playing there it was pretty sweet. Their drinks are fairly priced and their service is fantastic. No one is stuck up there like almost in every other bar in miami. Overall it was a great experience and I will go back to this Bar. So if your ever in miami fl in the coral galbes area and looking for a good place to go, go to Jada Colos you wont regret it.

http://www.jadacoles.com/

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Brett Favre: Rise - "What should I do?"

                     This video is awesome just wanted to share it with you guys.

GRAVITY SKATEBOARDS

        Gravity skateboards are the best in my opinion because they carve like no other board on the market. For, the skater that doesn't wanna spend a fortune on a board, gravity boards is the board company for you. No questions asked.









I only ride with gravity boards, I tired section 9 one time and i was disappointed with its performance sadly. Gravity boards for are for life once you ride one you'll understand what im talking about.  






Thursday, January 20, 2011

Meet my friend Chris.

Meet my friend Chris.





                  



                  So get this, Chris is my long time friend from high school and he one of the smartest people I know.He even got a internship with N.a.s.a. But he has a downfall just like everyone else in this world. He has no social skills whatsoever, he spaces out when people talk with him. Check this video out of him at a party:






But you know what this guy is going to be a very powerful man with a lot of money.
In other words hes going to get what he wants when he wants!

Which hops make me Hop?

So the other day, I was thinking to myself which brand of beer in my opinion was the best. So yesterday, I bought six different kinds of beers, Heineken, Budweiser, Samuel Adams, Corona, Bush and the cheapest of the cheap natural ice. I bought a single bottles not sixpacks. So I lined up all six beers, and I took a sip of the first one which was Heineken and and let the flavor settled in my mouth and so on with the other five beers. And my conclusion for that test proved that in my opinion Heineken was superior then the other five. Then I proceeded to do the chug test as for the other test I also started with Heineken. I was barely able to chug the Heineken because the beer was to thick and filling.The  Budweiser, Corona and Bush were surprisingly easy to chug. But the Samuel Adams and natural ice beers were chug able  to me at all especially the natural ice. So in my conclusion if you want okay priced beer  and drink ability that  won't get you full, I would choose  Corona, Budweiser and Bush. If  you wanted sipping beer like for the taste I would definitely recommend Heineken or Samuel Adams.  if you're on a budget of three dollars and you want to get drunk and have no taste in beer definitely choose natural ice.