Which hops make me Hop?

So the other day, I was thinking to myself which brand of beer in my opinion was the best. So yesterday, I bought six different kinds of beers, Heineken, Budweiser, Samuel Adams, Corona, Bush and the cheapest of the cheap natural ice. I bought a single bottles not sixpacks. So I lined up all six beers, and I took a sip of the first one which was Heineken and and let the flavor settled in my mouth and so on with the other five beers. And my conclusion for that test proved that in my opinion Heineken was superior then the other five. Then I proceeded to do the chug test as for the other test I also started with Heineken. I was barely able to chug the Heineken because the beer was to thick and filling.The  Budweiser, Corona and Bush were surprisingly easy to chug. But the Samuel Adams and natural ice beers were chug able  to me at all especially the natural ice. So in my conclusion if you want okay priced beer  and drink ability that  won't get you full, I would choose  Corona, Budweiser and Bush. If  you wanted sipping beer like for the taste I would definitely recommend Heineken or Samuel Adams.  if you're on a budget of three dollars and you want to get drunk and have no taste in beer definitely choose natural ice.