tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90123947939444193432024-02-20T21:54:36.439-08:00The Epic Truth of LifeJomak412http://www.blogger.com/profile/15877298402316557108noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012394793944419343.post-19523876712079295702013-01-18T05:08:00.001-08:002013-01-18T05:08:07.980-08:00Pullup or shut <p>  My gym partner and I put up and pullup bar yesterday in my backyard. We are starting a crossfit style gym at my house. This is only the beginning, what do you guys think I should get next?<br></p>
<div class='separator' style='clear: both; text-align: center;'> <a href='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhto3wezAv8QeiB_8O3mhWB4Kylh39XQ7-CTWJr9U4Rxw9ULnvXxcc1eAsabX8eRyBQ7FuF9ekUcHBS5YzFsrWZj7qOFnY2_IM5Yml1cT5QOWjln7UK5pgKL6gdfF5vAlRJZGbcq5olsQ4/s1600/1358514297882.jpg' imageanchor='1' style='margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;'> <img border='0' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhto3wezAv8QeiB_8O3mhWB4Kylh39XQ7-CTWJr9U4Rxw9ULnvXxcc1eAsabX8eRyBQ7FuF9ekUcHBS5YzFsrWZj7qOFnY2_IM5Yml1cT5QOWjln7UK5pgKL6gdfF5vAlRJZGbcq5olsQ4/s640/1358514297882.jpg' /> </a> </div>Jomak412http://www.blogger.com/profile/15877298402316557108noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012394793944419343.post-7373435336453356282011-06-24T05:12:00.000-07:002011-06-24T05:12:07.636-07:00hurricane bar<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/F0xvtTCXJ4A?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div>Jomak412http://www.blogger.com/profile/15877298402316557108noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012394793944419343.post-40744530387561728892011-06-11T09:43:00.001-07:002011-06-11T09:46:07.456-07:00Should The Nation's Unemployed Be Buying New Macs?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/yQdbbzeLitk?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div>Jomak412http://www.blogger.com/profile/15877298402316557108noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012394793944419343.post-72036358549216236852011-06-10T15:26:00.000-07:002011-06-10T15:26:25.970-07:00mortar misfire<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/nmxjWYY2zCk?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div>This people are badasses !!!Jomak412http://www.blogger.com/profile/15877298402316557108noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012394793944419343.post-67757521001744884202011-06-07T13:40:00.000-07:002011-06-07T13:40:46.746-07:00What my friends and I do on mondays!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dzJqvaiF0491UZIMxAme6b8OCdnm3CxGNHz0xcTpp0qNgPLUXwH5tQLTfyPLexlQsW_gCXIjg_RuyQORUpuZw' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.blogger.com/video.g?token=AD6v5dzGpSVkfoUgZWqrRwXUdPRTcK_23_K39K-Jo3LV7FfqTxYve8-PZ7e6fKBmcPyZTGY-Vq5iBiIsMkCzHjYRwg' class='b-hbp-video b-uploaded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div>We trekked for 10 mile into the everglades and hunted and cooked our food. Yea I know we are badass motherfuckers .Jomak412http://www.blogger.com/profile/15877298402316557108noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012394793944419343.post-21675090256635071062011-06-04T13:15:00.000-07:002011-06-04T13:22:57.010-07:00Should it be alright to Hit women no matter the situation?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4VwaoS64aCM-BA53ymEQQdaEJlLiGLbDx3c35U7N1UcYbZr0AVwEDlsOI3iFp7CLGsU8DWShDjCzRXz8xSHGcGJVVxZpt3DlPjQ_Gt7pYGVxLX6IXkTPG4_stvg6B0SYAhs3TT5o38Y/s1600/download.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhi4VwaoS64aCM-BA53ymEQQdaEJlLiGLbDx3c35U7N1UcYbZr0AVwEDlsOI3iFp7CLGsU8DWShDjCzRXz8xSHGcGJVVxZpt3DlPjQ_Gt7pYGVxLX6IXkTPG4_stvg6B0SYAhs3TT5o38Y/s1600/download.jpeg" /></a></div>Well my friend and I were talking about this yesterday night and he told me it was fully acceptable to hit a girl at full force if she's attacking you. I think he is wrong, No man should ever hit a women even if she attacking you. If she's attacking you should detain her or hold her down till she calms down. What do you think bloggers?Jomak412http://www.blogger.com/profile/15877298402316557108noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012394793944419343.post-22776714457896949402011-06-03T09:26:00.000-07:002011-06-03T09:26:57.979-07:00The Inception Bomb (Drink)<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/5khsNY8kx-Y?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div>A drink within a drink within a drink, doesnt that sound badass, I think it does! Required to make this is :<br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">1 cocktail Jug, 2 tumblers, 2 shot glasses</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">1 shot vodka, 1 shot jager, double vodka, red bull splash, orange juice splash. </span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">and of course you have to have some balls for this one!</span></div>Jomak412http://www.blogger.com/profile/15877298402316557108noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012394793944419343.post-74180438993783773552011-06-02T15:55:00.000-07:002011-06-02T18:14:46.065-07:00Cheap Beer at Bars<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDEZbOih1AC3mH8pJoGAJDLgva_cAPk2gGT7FAuEq_dOxgpq-5Cqv_1g0UuP_bbizbHhDHwA8KxNQImD-60x9qf6kvcWKCVlkFnLt60P9onnUneCl_U3vAg14E6a7l9JIThZRELIz-7k4/s1600/coors_light.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="244" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDEZbOih1AC3mH8pJoGAJDLgva_cAPk2gGT7FAuEq_dOxgpq-5Cqv_1g0UuP_bbizbHhDHwA8KxNQImD-60x9qf6kvcWKCVlkFnLt60P9onnUneCl_U3vAg14E6a7l9JIThZRELIz-7k4/s320/coors_light.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJ50F7yA4Z8S0J27wJ2r6eamgZkePqCluO9UcAUjGwLTsnUGhOBDW2vFKDWRfqy2sviW4TU2SOncS1N7mDz6y4dR2q1jhSoyI87xd8veiMG59AsdqRzFwbCpz-eeuoJWKB0BZIokalodI/s1600/pbr_can.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJ50F7yA4Z8S0J27wJ2r6eamgZkePqCluO9UcAUjGwLTsnUGhOBDW2vFKDWRfqy2sviW4TU2SOncS1N7mDz6y4dR2q1jhSoyI87xd8veiMG59AsdqRzFwbCpz-eeuoJWKB0BZIokalodI/s320/pbr_can.jpg" width="166" /></a> Man I hate when people go to bars and order shitty beer like Coors light and miller lite. I just dont grasp the concept of anyone wasting their good hard earn money on those kind of beers and like it. When i go to a bar I order beer that I can actually appreciate the taste of. Im not sure if this happens up north too, but in miami this tends to a lot. I think the buying of cheap is fine when at sport bars or like at an event, but not at a bar that sells top quality beers.<br />
I went to a bar called Zekes on saturday and they have over 100 different imported beer from all around the world for 4 dollars a pop, great right! So my friend and I were there drinking some brews and this group of hipsters came in and asked the bartender for three blue ribbons. And the bartender said to them one second and he walked over to his manger and the manger walked over to the hipster people and pointed at a sign over the bar that said the following "We can deny / refuse service to anyone we choose to" and then he walked away. My friends and I couldnt stop laughing, and the hipsters took the walk of shame. Jomak412http://www.blogger.com/profile/15877298402316557108noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012394793944419343.post-4796559918822451682011-04-12T18:18:00.000-07:002011-04-12T18:18:55.642-07:00Dark Horse Fore Smoked Stout BEER<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9t575_ctOeL3bNGjzBvNMQ1CnIQBLeVBE8yyxhmVVW5OgyvF7M0XyM2ulHHXfUFh-1voc85zcFlne__PeuBJLE1uhupj80ZiuvkJjHn7T9lrFZfyUm63ox_tr2ApZpGaDjY856tJe_2o/s1600/download.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9t575_ctOeL3bNGjzBvNMQ1CnIQBLeVBE8yyxhmVVW5OgyvF7M0XyM2ulHHXfUFh-1voc85zcFlne__PeuBJLE1uhupj80ZiuvkJjHn7T9lrFZfyUm63ox_tr2ApZpGaDjY856tJe_2o/s1600/download.jpeg" /></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 11px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br clear="left" style="font-size: 11px; word-wrap: break-word;" /> Poured from a 12oz. bottle into a standard pint glass.Deep black like crankcase oil in color, with a thick head of chocolate milkshake foam.Aroma-Dark roasted malt and coffee, dark chocolate.Taste-Strong, dark roasted black coffee, charred malt and burnt oak. Very dry, smoky, black coffee ground finish.Overall, big character and strong flavor throughout. A little aging would help mellow out this strong stout.</span></span>Jomak412http://www.blogger.com/profile/15877298402316557108noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012394793944419343.post-73069694839176810772011-04-06T19:43:00.001-07:002011-04-06T19:43:45.063-07:00Sooo WIN!!!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgC_d56LPtdOE3aCAbgpaKrlGsfHPO6gMUAUcQlQu6fyVnexjA4LWWS3ncF5rVlfNkgN6fy88kwV2puezjxZsfnndrbAxOoDCvcytyQQr1dGYFZHljZydMVl4FXaAvndQoaUm6ULYnps_g/s1600/61349_700b_v1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="514" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgC_d56LPtdOE3aCAbgpaKrlGsfHPO6gMUAUcQlQu6fyVnexjA4LWWS3ncF5rVlfNkgN6fy88kwV2puezjxZsfnndrbAxOoDCvcytyQQr1dGYFZHljZydMVl4FXaAvndQoaUm6ULYnps_g/s640/61349_700b_v1.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>Jomak412http://www.blogger.com/profile/15877298402316557108noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012394793944419343.post-47682886396995465952011-04-05T12:02:00.000-07:002011-04-05T12:02:34.833-07:00Starcraft Drink!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjellMR_L-LGH9wUglTc6MLsHBnOgvh-RwEoviiVgaepYR1smF3IHyUGS43WE5J626hgiy8yuwEhDlgrdAC_6wpfX3HGDcNX05FipeAr0lvPMYbRD6eBPvCQiImDK11HIq6jYElBE7-628/s1600/Creep.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="252" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjellMR_L-LGH9wUglTc6MLsHBnOgvh-RwEoviiVgaepYR1smF3IHyUGS43WE5J626hgiy8yuwEhDlgrdAC_6wpfX3HGDcNX05FipeAr0lvPMYbRD6eBPvCQiImDK11HIq6jYElBE7-628/s320/Creep.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #eeeeee; font-family: Verdana, Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"></span><br />
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Rocks Glass<br />
<strong>Garnish:</strong><br />
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<li>2 cl Sours Raspberry</li>
<li>2 cl Gin</li>
<li>4 cl Apple juice</li>
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<strong>Notes:</strong> the berries gives the cocktail a more creeplike look<br />
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<tr><td><ol><li style="margin-bottom: 5px;">You are required by Guy Code to honor your “true friends” above and beyond anything having to do with monetary value and even sex. A “true friend” is someone who you can never betray or put your own interests first. The line in the sand is always drawn around your “true friends” in life.</li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 5px;">If you are questioned by a true friend's girlfriend / fiancée / wife (or girl who thinks she is his girlfriend) about anything that could incriminate him, you are not to provide her with any information regarding his whereabouts, voter registration, car color or gym membership. You are even allowed to deny his very existence and fake a coronary to escape from her interrogation.</li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 5px;">Before dating a “true friend’s” ex-girlfriend you are required to ask his permission to do so. If he grants you permission then you must accept him constantly bringing up how much she liked it in the ass, rubbed on her eye brow, on her chin, the massive video tape collections, her preferred use of parking cones, etc. If he is fine with this, then it was meant to be. If he denies it and you proceed anyway, be prepared to be shunned by your social circle and outcast-ed.</li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 5px;">If your “girlfriend” (or whoever you are banging) asks to set up one of your friends with one of her ugly, fat, whiny, canklely, douche cooter loser friends, you must do so for political reasons of retaining sex. However you must find out if this girl has any STD’s and if she does you must warn your friend and any guy you’ve known for longer than 5 seconds of this horrid land cretin before she sabotages clean penises across the board preventing responsible <a class="mosinfopop" href="http://www.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=9012394793944419343" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; color: #cd6620; cursor: help; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none;">Women</a> from enjoying.</li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 5px;">If you catch your girlfriend flirting with another man in your presence you must go over to her mother’s house 3 times a week and aimlessly flirt with her mother or her sisters until your girlfriend gets the fucking point. If she does not, you are permitted to take the "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCyk-2MGlLo" style="color: #cd6620; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none;" target="_blank">Home Base</a>" option and hook up with a female member of her family and then break up with her. You are also permitted to date the mother or sisters if need be for the last final measure.</li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 5px;">Women who claim they "<a class="mosinfopop" href="http://www.blogger.com/post-create.g?blogID=9012394793944419343" style="border-bottom-color: rgb(0, 0, 0); border-bottom-style: dotted; border-bottom-width: 1px; color: #cd6620; cursor: help; font-weight: normal; text-decoration: none;"> Love</a> to watch sports" must be treated with skepticism until they demonstrate knowledge of the game by answering random sports questions and prove they are not a rolled shouldered DYKE who loves playing sports with sweaty women.</li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 5px;">Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch nearby and hang up if necessary. However, if you have a “girlfriend” you are required a 5 minute minimum in addition to the amount of time it takes to have sex with her to maintain a telephone conversation with her. If it takes you an hour to have sex and only one girl is involved then you are doing something wrong.</li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 5px;">Before allowing a drunken friend to cheat on his girlfriend, you must attempt one intervention on his behalf. If he can get up on his feet, look you in the eye and deliver a distinguishable "fuck off" then you are absolved from all responsibility of his actions.</li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 5px;">The morning after you and a girl who is “just a friend" have sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to give her another putt from the rough again before there is a discussion about what a big mistake it was and how you should forget it ever happened.</li>
<li style="margin-bottom: 5px;">It is the God given duty of every man to assist any other man that may be in need of assistance in obtaining every guys dream of a threesome with two girls* or by compensating that friend with the cost of two entrées for screwing up the chances of a “would be” threesome because the girl in the “would be” threesome would recognize the girl you were cheating on your girlfriend with and you had to have your friend tell her not to show up at the bar you all were hanging out in thus paying for two entrées for your friend making it up to both of the girls in the “would be” threesome by taking them both out to dinner to make up for the blow off.</li>
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This guy took the cake this is so win!!!!Jomak412http://www.blogger.com/profile/15877298402316557108noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9012394793944419343.post-56666764044631238182011-01-30T14:57:00.000-08:002011-01-30T14:57:18.015-08:00Imperia Vodka<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.shopritewines.com/labels/B03716.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://www.shopritewines.com/labels/B03716.jpg" /></a></div> <div><br />
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